Quote of the day:
Only one kind of species of animals bites the hand that feeds them - mankind. -Fakeer Ishavardas
Tattoo Mirrors
Do people who get their backs tattooed have double mirrors at
home -this must enable them gaze at the artwork on their backs daily. Or is It more like
once they get it done, it is forgotten -like a pair of glasses missing but
forgotten on the owners head, or is it a case of only seeing the tattoo through
the eyes of others who admire and talk about it when they catch a glimpse of
the dragon with flames.
Don’t Get Comfortable
Why is it that once you’ve settled in comfortably in a chair
or in bed, you remember one crucial thing that is still outstanding to do, and which
you have to reluctantly get up for -like settling in to watch TV, when the
remote control is half way across the room. Noooo.
Rain is Magical
Rain after a long spell of hot summer sunshine is bliss. The
type of rain you are actually glad to be in, arms swinging about in maddening
joy. Imagine being in the desert lost, thirsty, and on the edge for days. And
just as you were giving up, the skies opened up and you think ‘nothing could
have been more timely’.
The Kid Just Wanted
His Playgroup
Ever been so happy doing something you enjoy, and then all
of a sudden someone else comes around to shut you down mentally and
emotionally. Like a kid throwing a tantrum in public just because he hadn't felt like leaving the play nursery. We know this because it was said in
passing to another mom, and the wind blew this information to the right ears.
Angry human.
Threatened Squirrel
Have you ever heard a squirrel shriek. To rephrase that,
have you ever heard one squealing alarmingly at 2am almost every other night, and
at first you thought it was a cat, fox or hawk or something. Not that you know what
a fox sounds like. And why would a hawk be screaming at that time anyway
instead of being in bed. A quick search on almighty Google, and yep it sure is a squirrel sound -and it must feel threatened by something and annoyed to have been making so much commotion. The joys of living and almost being surrounded by trees.
Why Farts Make Noise
Fart questions as seen on almighty Google. Don't ask.
What is a fart made of? I
don’t even want to think of that right now, please.
Why do farts make a noise?. I don’t know, might be to warn others and give them time to escape
after hearing it, maybe.
Are farts flammable?. Well
of course, watch out you may just light yourself on fire.
Why do we fart before we poop? Oh really, this is something I must investigate further.
How many poop particles are in a fart? Mic drop.Peace. Love. Light*
Current Listen: Norah Jones -Come Away With Me
65 Comments
These random thoughts were fun to read. lol. I especially can relate to the first. I don't sit down often, but when I do, I'd like to stay settled in and comfortable for a bit. Invariably, I think of something that I need to get up and do, or get up and grab. *sigh* lol
ReplyDeleteMarcie, I am glad you can relate. We all like to get comfortable, but then out of nowhere you think, wouldn't it be nice to make a nice drink. And then you make that, settle in again, and then think, hmmmn maybe some snacks...phew. Nice seeing you here, thank you!
DeleteHonestly Blogoratti ... you want us to come with you -after letting us know all about farting?! Mic drop ... mike drop ... forget it!! But fun random thoughts ... oh is it a squirrel - sounds like a murdered banshee ... though don't ask me what they sound like. Rain is magical - tattoos ... I've never understood ... cheers Hilary
ReplyDeleteLOL Hilary! Hugs...RO
DeleteHa, that made me smile Hilary. Mic drop, mike drop! And yep that's the squirrel sound, it is scary when its at 2am trust me, and you are there thinking, who is getting hurt out there? Cheers and have a nice weekend!
DeleteLove the quote of the day. So true!!
ReplyDeleteTattoos depend on demographics, area where you live. The city folks like them small. The country folks like them huge!! I don't think this is confirmed by any official statistics.:)
Rain brings up the nice smell of earth. Love it.
I only see a squirrel in my backyard. A black one. No idea if it is the same one. She/he has been very silent all these years.
You remember of something to do when you are comfortable and ready to read that book you can hardly put down? yes yes...
Darn... have we been programmed to be dissatisfied most of the time?!
: )
Catarina, I thank you for your visit. I believe demographics may hold true to unlocking the mysteries of tattoos. Yes, rain is magical and love the smell. You are lucky that squirrel is a quiet one -he or she.
DeleteI believe so, yes we are all programmed. This is the end of us :(
Your blog is never ceasing to amaze me Blogoratti! It gets more different everyday. Soon I will be learning something about you. Greetings from Rachel
ReplyDeleteRachel, what a lovely comment indeed, thank you fr that. I think each day I continue to learn something new about myself -I am not sure if that's a good or bad thing though. Fingers crossed!
DeleteYour random thoughts are indeed random. You have covered a unique spectrum of topics.
ReplyDeleteEmma, you think? I have them swirling around my head sometimes, from the most random to the most absurd -but I try to find the humor in all things, hence the range of topics. Thank you for stopping by again!
DeleteI'm absolutely agree with the quote. Really interesting. Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us.
ReplyDeleteОксана, that quote left me thinking a lot, it is certainly food for thought. Thank you for your visit!
Deleteahahahah!! Your random thoughts are definitely fun! But true! :)
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Very interesting and true thoughts, oh the number of times I have sat down only to get back up for something I forgot.
ReplyDeleteJimmy, I am glad we are in the same boat on this one. Imagine if we could calculate how much time we spend sitting and getting back up again, sigh. Cheers!
DeleteMuito linda! abraços praianos,chica
ReplyDeleteThank you Chica, for taking time to stop by!
DeleteGreat random thoughts. I especially like the one about tattoos that the recipient can't see!
ReplyDeleteI really enjoy fun posts like this, and they do make you think and laugh. That quote is pretty amazing, right? You are so right! It never fails that I have to get up from my chair once I get all comfy. Hugs...RO
ReplyDeleteRO, that quote left me thinking really hard, as its so simple yet powerful. Why do we have to get up after getting comfy? Sigh. Warm greetings to you and thank you for visiting!
DeleteOnce, Jack cornered a baby squirrel and was bugging it. That little thing could scream twice his size. I often have this type of random thought and never knew what to do with it. Ha Ha
ReplyDeleteHot, hot day today and then, the sky opened up with a nice hard rain. Refreshing!
Sharon, if a baby squirrel could do that to Jack, imagine how loud a grown up one could get, sigh. I think we should corner their babies and teach them not to scream so loud, just nice little whispers.
DeleteWell there you go, now you know what to do with those random thoughts that you have. We need to read them, please?
Rain is heavenly and refreshing indeed. Thank you, I appreciate your visit and comment!
I must ponder . . . will get back to you
ReplyDeleteHa, pondering is a wise step sir. Thanks for visiting. Cheers!
DeleteI have these random thoughts often! We're lucky, our woods are quiet at night! The squirrels only sqwack when the dogs come too near.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I get comfy on my porch, one of the dogs gets caught around a tree or their ropes need untangling - EVERY time.
Rain, I'd like to read some of your random thoughts! Quiet woods? That is incredible.
DeleteI believe the dogs are playing pranks on you, every time and you fall for it -because that's what owners do. Thank you, its nice to have you here!
Lol. Random thoughts for certain!
ReplyDeleteSome interesting questions to ponder.
ReplyDeleteCountry dweller that I am, I've heard all manner of squirrel sounds! And for me, it's always a dog demanding to go in or out as soon as I've settled in somewhere.
ReplyDeleteA fun post!
Kelly, I am sure in your neck of woods, you have seen it all and heard it all. And dogs like to prank their owners -just saying. They wait patiently for you to get all comfy, and then...
DeleteThank you for your visit, greetings!
Interesting post! thanks for sharing
ReplyDeleteThank you, thank you for the laughs today!
ReplyDeleteBlessings!
Martha, Thank you for taking to visit and laugh with us. Warm greetings!
DeleteSome interesting things to ponder.
ReplyDeleteDon't get comfortable - that happens to me ALL the time. : )
I enjoy walking in the rain.
Yes, I have heard that shriek of a squirrel.
Happyone, I am glad I am not the only one who has heard that shriek. We aren't allowed to get too comfortable it seems, sigh. Rain walking, that is nice. I did that the other day, the only thing better than rain walking is getting out of the wet clothes into dry ones when you get home.
DeleteThank you, for stopping by. Greetings!
ha - I had to laugh as sometimes I get in bed turn off the light and then I wonder is the door locked. Then of course, I have to get up and check,
ReplyDeletePeace, light and love always!
Truedessa: Yes, you got that right. As soon as you are all comfy, your brain goes into overdrive, sigh. Thank you, it's good to have you here, warm greetings to you!
DeleteIndeed don't get comfortable. There will always be something.
ReplyDeleteLove the quote ~ so true ~ creative photo and very informative post ~ ^_^
ReplyDeleteCarol, Its nice of you to visit, thank you for your comment. Greetings!
DeleteEvery single time I sit down I think of something else that needs to be accomplished. Every. single. time.....
ReplyDeleteMichelle, I know that feeling, sigh. We should have a to-do list, and tick off all items before we start to get comfortable. Warm greetings and thank you!
DeleteI recognize quite a few of these experiences. Love the rain too.
ReplyDeleteI recognize quite a few of these experiences. Love the rain too.
ReplyDeleteThis was different. (you got more?)
ReplyDeleteMartin, why thank you, just some silly randomness. I do have seven others I wrote in the past. Here are the last two musings, much shorter but hopefully enjoyable. Thanks!
Deletehttp://blogoratti.blogspot.com/2016/04/musings-of-mine-7.html
http://blogoratti.blogspot.co.uk/2016/02/musings-of-mine-6.html
Most excellent random thoughts, but I don't like the imaginary scent in my head after that last one. So I'll end with the magic of rain. I love to listen to it, and I hope the forecast tomorrow comes to pass...
ReplyDeleteSnowcatcher, rain is magical no? The raindrops hitting the rooftops and the green grass, the after smell, the drops on the windows, its all just truly magical.
DeleteThank you, for taking time to stop by and leave a comment!
While you're contemplating the wonders of the Universe, you might find it amusing to listen to the Fart Symphony https://youtu.be/Tk-5RVMerfI Sorry, I don't know how to embed the link in the comment box.
ReplyDeleteCJ Kennedy: That was hilarious in a crazy sort of way. Had me smiling, a fart symphony, brilliant. Thanks for sharing that and for stopping by!
DeleteLove the quote.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, a few minutes ago, I sat down to relax and watch my show before going to bed in an hour, and as soon as I get comfortable, I remember to send a reminder to do something in the morning, but my Iphone is on the other side of the bed. I hate that!
I think the same about tattoos. I wanted one on the back of my neck but decided not to, because I can't see it and might forget it's there.
A. George: A wise decision about the tattoo, truly. I know that feeling. Maybe we should have a to-do list, and tick off each item before settling in comfortably. But then something else will always come up, sigh. They don't want us to be comfy, that's it. Great seeing you on here, thank you for sharing!
DeleteVery good as always:)
ReplyDeleteHave a nice weekend!
Irreplaceable_fashion: I am glad you think so :) Thanks for reading and commenting. Warm greetings!
Deletehaha look at you go with taking the fart to sorta heart. I just get settled in and then I have to pee or feed the cat or check the door or...
ReplyDeletePatt Hatt, who knew farts had so may searches and views, ha. I took it and ran with it. Getting all comfy, and then yep, something else needs doing or feeding as the case may be, sigh. Thanks for stopping by!
DeleteInteresting insights but what is the saying about idle minds :)
ReplyDeleteSage, you got me there :)
DeleteHow are things at your end, hope great?. Thanks for stopping by again, cheers!
Just what I needed , a good belly laugh !
ReplyDeleteHave been time poor as of late and visiting blog pals hard to manage .Thank you for your visit and kind words .You are such a clever writer , your posts are always worth reading .Thanks for sharing your humour.
Shirley, I am glad you had a nice and lovely laugh over my silly randoms. Do not worry too much about being time poor, it happens to each and every one of us -we visit each other when we can. Of course life and other duties will always come first, so no worries :)
ReplyDeleteI am honoured you think that about my writing, it is very heartwarming, thank you, I am glad you find my posts worth reading. You are welcome, and I do hope you are doing well at the moment. Warm greetings to you!
Haha! I relate to all of above, in particular the joy of rain after a long hot Aussie summer and having a son, when in his early teenage years with a bunch of mates, proved that farts are indeed flammable 😀😀
ReplyDeleteI <3 how you always find the greatest things to share ... u are 2 much!! i am laughing!! i don't know man folks who have back tats ... usually they are sort of placed a bit on the back but not completely .. so they just move a bit to see some of it. i always wonder .. about the balancing act .. i would never do with one sleeve and the other one not? i have no tats so far ... but i would feel off balance. that is just me. ( ;
ReplyDeleteYes, have heard a squirrel shriek as you described it here. To me, it seemed like a very prolonged chattering noise usually when the animal sensed some danger. I suppose that back tattoos re just for the desire to have them and perhaps a back offers the largest work area depending on the size of the artwork. And, yes I also settle down and then remember several other things I wanted to do and sometimes resist the urge to get up and do them right at that moment.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great post ...
ReplyDeleteLoved your music listen to as well - I haven't listened to Norah Jones for a while, must remedy that.
All the best Jan
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