Thursday, February 5, 2009

Funny Quotes and Sayings

Helen Giangregorio
He who laughs last didn't get it.

Philander Johnson
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Honoré de Balzac
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

Will Rogers
Common sense ain't common.

Mark Twain
When in doubt, tell the truth.

Haythum R. Khalid
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.

Gary Kasparov
Chess is mental torture.

George Bernard Shaw
Do not try to live for ever. You will not succeed.

Chris Rock
We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Jim Loy
I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

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